Precious Poetry - From PROBLEM to POEM in 7 steps


Precious Poetry - From PROBLEM to POEM in 7 steps

Author: Ai Ni Phu

Release date: 01-12-2021
Genre: Poetry, Writing Skills, Humour
ISBN: 978-94-92389-17-6

The Why, Where, When, What, Who, How & Wow of writing poetry. Ai Ni's colourful birds teach beauty. Ronaldo's seven chapters + appendix teach technique. Together, they teach pleasure.

The Why, Where, When, What, Who, How & Wow of writing poetry

Ai Ni  🦚 and Ronaldo 📝 made this book to help poor people in Haiti, to build a school and teach them the art of a happy life. 

A warning upfront from the editor:

DON'T READ THIS BOOK

From problem to poem
in seven small steps?
You don't want to know him,
Ronaldo*, the plebs.

Do you hope to learn something?
You'll end up frustrated.
This bundle is pointless:
Art can't be dictated.

Ronaldo's religion,
In God's eyes: a sin.
Just plain entertain meant
And end with a grin.

 

[*Editor's Note: In this illiterary no-work-at-all, I only insult Ronaldo7 Siète, the typist of this collection of erors and misstakes, an arrogant know-it-all who hopes to become as rich and famous as CR7, that handsome Ronaldo who makes goals and creates art on football fields.]




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