Ronaldo Siète
Ronaldo Siète
Ronaldo considers himself "the funniest writer in Dutch literary history". The rest of the country laughs about that, which automatically confirms the statement.After a long traumatic experience in his childhood (the six years of the 1st grade of primary school, when he had to learn the alphabet), he escaped reality and plunged into the world of fiction. He studied silly jokes in Orcsford (England), dark humour in the Black Forest (Germany) and dirty jokes at Club Oh, La, Lá (Place Picardillas 69, Paris, France). He graduated in Tonterías and Cachondeo at the University of Málaga (Spain).
His novels and poems are inspired by his philosophy: smile every day, because no one gives literary prizes to writers who make their readers cry (otherwise he would have written this book on onion skins). He lives everywhere and doesn't work anywhere, because making up jokes while floating in the pool, with a drink in one hand and a snack in the other, "That ain't workin', that's the way you do it".
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The Secret Spy Story (the mysterious LSD-book #9)
Do you think the Luxembourg Spy Department would allow us to publish their secrets? We can't even give you the title of the book. But you're on the right track. If you've read the seven novels in the series, you should have enough clues about where t
The Swedish Sex Bomb
Save the world? Or save Miss Sweden? It's an easy choice. - But Benny isn't a real spy. He's just a Runner, and he can't stand a woman crying… Mission «Miss Missing» might mean a miserable, mortal mistake. - The best spy story; the worst spy.
The Maltese Manuscript
The world's worst criminal vs. the world's worst spy. Literary, there's nothing better. - Khalid el Bullít is the most dangerous terrorist on Earth. His Noxious Secrets are extremely bad for your health. - The best spy story; the worst spy.
The Austrian Aroma
A mouthwatering conspiracy. A seven-course mystery. Luscious ludicrous. - One gang is responsible for over three million mortal victims. Can Watson, The LSD Runner, and Shirley, an old petite woman, stop them? - The best spy story; the worst spy.
The Spanish Spotlight
Stopping a war is child's play. Pleasing a child is killing. - After his success in Brest, #5, The Runner, finally gets the chance to do some real spy-work: babysitting. Child's play? - The best spy story; the worst spy.
The French Formula
If you play with G.O.D., you'll always win. - A spy-mission is not a game; it's serious business. What's the price of that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? - The best spy story; the worst spy.
The Polish Program
Compared with the burning rage of a fired woman, global warming is a cosy campfire.
The Swiss Suitcase
It's not a disaster movie; it's worse. What happened to the President of the First Bank of Moscow, and what's inside the suitcase that Rostov lost? Part 1 of the Luxembourg Spy Department: the best spy stories; the worst spy.
Stories for in the Campfire
@Ronaldo7Siete is serious about one thing: he thinks he's the funniest writer at Wattpad. Of course, everybody laughs about that, but… doesn't that mean that he has a point?